Piper: What's The Difference Between Greeks And Romans Anyway?

If tacos can fall apart and still be amazing so can you

Percy: Why do you hide your true form when you go out in public?

Percy: Is it because you don't want to be the Centaur of attention?

Chiron: ......

Chiron: Thank you so much for that Percy. Now I know who to send on the next dangerous life threatening quest that comes by

How would Hazel Levesque insult someone

Hazel: You rude gardening tool!

Person: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe-

Percy: Can you pass the salt?

Nico: Can you pass your classes?

Percy: .......too much salt

Sophie: If you get in trouble I'll act like a lawyer to you

Keefe: Okay

*later*

Mr. Forkle: Keefe! Sit down on that chair, you're in trouble

Sophie: Deny everything

Keefe: That isn't a chair!

Painting. Does that mean I can make illusions or smt?

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On a random day everyone is given a super power based on what they were doing in that moment, people who were reaching for something can now stretch like elastic, people who were running now have super speed. You really wish you were doing something else when it happened…

Reyna: Who's in charge here in camp halfblood?

Percy: ..............

Piper: ...........

Nico: Well, that's usually the one who yells the loudest

Aphrodite: You love Annabeth

Grover: You love Annabeth

Chiron: You love Annabeth

Chb: You love Annabeth

Poseidon: You love Annabeth

Percy: whut? No way

Percy: *Goes on a quest to save her, holds up the sky, gets scared when she might become a hunter of Artemis*

Percy: *ages later* Guys, I think I like Annabeth