Percy: Being A Demigod Means Looking Both Ways Before Crossing The Road And Then Getting Hit By An Aeroplane

Nico: What are you, five?

Percy, snorts: Yeah, five heads taller than you

Nico:

Percy:

Percy: I'm sorry, Please don't kill me

Poseidon: Ah yes... and this is my other son, Triton.

Triton: Other son? I'm your heir! Why do you sound ashamed introducing me? He's the bastard son!

Percy: Maybe because you're 3000 years old and your still living with your parents?

Poseidon:

Tyson:

Amphitrite:

Atlantis:

All the sealife:

Oceanus: Ooooo burn! He does have a point though-

Triton: What the fuck are you even doing here! Get OUT!

Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?

Annabeth: .............

Percy: .........

Percy: That was a serious question

Regulus: I'm trying so hard not to fall in love with you.

James: I'm trying too.

Regulus: how is it going?

James: not very good.

Regulus:

Regulus: me neither.

Posiedon: I love this picture of us and our siblings when we were younger

Hades: Where's Zeus though?

Posiedon: He wasn't born yet exactly why we were so happy

I'm entirely convinced that the damn in ruthlessness was a pjo reference

I love blue cookies 🍪 💙 but the food coloring hurts my stomach and I still keep eating them

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Percy: My only talent is to bring stress

Annabeth: Don't you mean to be stressed?

Percy, looking at Chiron, who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think so

Percy: Nico, what's your favorite hobby?

Nico- Slaughtering my en-

Percy: Besides slaughtering your enemies

Nico: ...........

Nico: I like to make leo cry