Poseidon: Ah Yes... And This Is My Other Son, Triton.

Annabeth: The gods literally condemned you to die, how are you still alive?

Percy: bold of you to assume any God is stronger than my spite

You really should. You'll love it

Yall. Question: Should I read Keeper of the Lost Cities?

Sadie: Uncle Amos! I need your help! I-

Amos: Is the house on fire, Sadie?

Sadie: .........No?

Amos: Then it's not really an emergency. *hangs up*

Jaz: What did he say? What should we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Sadie: Apparently, it's not really an emergency

Carter, being strangled by a monster: IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY-

Piper: What's the difference between Greeks and Romans anyway?

Jason: Well, The Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who have fun

Reyna: You're mom seems cool

Percy: She killed her abusive husband with Medusa's head and sold the statue for a lot of money

Reyna: ..........

Reyna: You're mom is the only goddess I'll ever swear loyalty to

Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

If tacos can fall apart and still be amazing so can you