Multifandomstan5 - Multifandom-Stan

Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Nico: If I ever ask, "Do you want me to be honest?

Nico: Say no

Math tells us the saddest love stories

"Parallel lines were never meant to meet"

"Tangent lines only meet once and grow apart forever"

"Asymptotes get closer and closer but will never be together "

just remembered jason grace was given his name to appease juno. going to be SICK.

Sadie: Uncle Amos! I need your help! I-

Amos: Is the house on fire, Sadie?

Sadie: .........No?

Amos: Then it's not really an emergency. *hangs up*

Jaz: What did he say? What should we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Sadie: Apparently, it's not really an emergency

Carter, being strangled by a monster: IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY-

Annabeth: I love how we say "oh man" to express disappointed

Reyna: Because men are, in fact disappointing

If tacos can fall apart and still be amazing so can you

Annabeth: What did I tell you about comparing Octavian to the devil?

Percy: ...........that it's offensive to the devil?

Annabeth: *facepalms*

Linh: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Sophie : Linh- Sophie : It- it was just an ant-