Math Tells Us The Saddest Love Stories

Sadie: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and scatter teeth on their bed

Carter: A dentist

Zia: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but i think you need to go to the police

If tacos can fall apart and still be amazing so can you

Nico: If I ever ask, "Do you want me to be honest?

Nico: Say no

Nero: I have an army

Apollo: (blurts out defensively) We have Percy jackson

Percy, in the distance: NO YOU DONT

How would Hazel Levesque insult someone

Hazel: You rude gardening tool!

Person: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe-

Percy, reading a fortune cookie: It says that if you kill a killer, the number of killers doesn't come down

Nico, with a mouth full of takeout: Kill two

Your in love with him Aru

Percy: Why do you hide your true form when you go out in public?

Percy: Is it because you don't want to be the Centaur of attention?

Chiron: ......

Chiron: Thank you so much for that Percy. Now I know who to send on the next dangerous life threatening quest that comes by

Hoping🤞

Should I read Sirius’ perspective atyd or be happy