Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?
Annabeth: Yeah, why?
Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?
Annabeth: .............
Percy: .........
Percy: That was a serious question
Octavian: Tomorrow is garbage day
Reyna: I can't believe they have a whole day dedicated to you
Percy: *watching the titanic*
Percy: Awww, their so cute...
Percy: Oh, no
Percy: DAAADD!!
Posiedon: Just listen... I was having a bad day
Percy: DAD THEY WERE IN LOVE!!
Hazel: You rude gardening tool!
Person: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe-
*Sirius writing a letter to James*
Sirius: Deer James,
Lily: It's Dear
Sirius: No It's not
Percy: I gave the gods a "get well soon" card
Annabeth: I didn't know they were sick
Percy: Their not, I just thought they could do better
Reyna: Who's in charge here in camp halfblood?
Percy: ..............
Piper: ...........
Nico: Well, that's usually the one who yells the loudest
Hecate: So your friends' names are Anna and groverbeth, right?
Anna: ........
Groverbeth: ........
Percy: Yup, close enough
Hopingš¤
Should I read Siriusā perspective atyd or be happy
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