Octavian: Tomorrow Is Garbage Day

I'm very sorry. This is factually inaccurate. As said by @annabeth-w1se-g1rl, she actually carries 4 knives

Chiron: Not every problem can be solved with a knife

Annabeth: I know

Annabeth: That's why I carry two knifes

Aelin: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Elide: Strong

Aedion: Weak

Rowan: An idiot

Lysandra: A coward. Use a knife

Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?

Annabeth: .............

Percy: .........

Percy: That was a serious question

Nico: If I ever ask, "Do you want me to be honest?

Nico: Say no

How would Hazel Levesque insult someone

Hazel: You rude gardening tool!

Person: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe-

Elide: Since I'm a professional now, I'm working on my signature

Lorcan: Here's something to practice on

Elide: .......

Elide: Lorcan this is a marriage certificate

Lorcan: .......

Remus: Padfoot! You broke all my quills?! Fuck you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

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Remus: Padfoot! You got me self-inking quills?! I could kiss you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

Painting. Does that mean I can make illusions or smt?

@garvanadragon @lunaellamorales-deactivated2024 @thatonegirlineveryfandom

On a random day everyone is given a super power based on what they were doing in that moment, people who were reaching for something can now stretch like elastic, people who were running now have super speed. You really wish you were doing something else when it happened…

Percy: Can you pass the salt?

Nico: Can you pass your classes?

Percy: .......too much salt