Percy: What Is It Called When You Kill A Friend?

Remus: Padfoot! You broke all my quills?! Fuck you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

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Remus: Padfoot! You got me self-inking quills?! I could kiss you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?

Annabeth: .............

Percy: .........

Percy: That was a serious question

Elide: I'm sad :(

Aelin: need a hug?

Lorcan: Here *passes her some chocolate*

Manon: Who do I have to kill? Is it Lorcan? Please tell me I get to kill Lorcan

Mr.D, gesturing towards Hazel: Okay, first of all I'd like to introduce our new ambassador of camp Jupiter, Hailey, and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed to me this morning. Unnecessary but appreciated

Piper, whispering to Hazel: Why'd you give him two dollars?

Hazel, whispering back : I thought he was homeless

Chiron: Not every problem can be solved with a knife

Annabeth: I know

Annabeth: That's why I carry two knifes

Camper: Why did you set your school on fire?

Percy: You're assuming I did that of my own will?

Remus: *handing a piece of chocolate to James after a particularly bad Quidditch accident* Shh don’t tell anyone, it’ll be our secret

James: :D

Sirius: I have been betrayed.

Monsters reaction to Percy over the years

12 year old Percy : fuck you

16 year old Percy : fuck, it's you