Chiron: Not Every Problem Can Be Solved With A Knife

Mr.D, gesturing towards Hazel: Okay, first of all I'd like to introduce our new ambassador of camp Jupiter, Hailey, and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed to me this morning. Unnecessary but appreciated

Piper, whispering to Hazel: Why'd you give him two dollars?

Hazel, whispering back : I thought he was homeless

*Sirius writing a letter to James*

Sirius: Deer James,

Lily: It's Dear

Sirius: No It's not

Annabeth: Ok, we need a distraction. Who here is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Leo: My time has come

Okay unpopular opinion but is the pjo fandom forgetting that Hazel can summon precious metals from the ground, can manipulate the mist, can find tunnels and underground passages, everything Nico can do and so much more! Literally, she's also really good with a gladius which is mentioned in the wiki. I just feel like the fandom is under rating Hazel. Whenever I see those videos Ranking the seven demigods, Hazel is usually 6th or 7th. What's your opinion on this? No offense to anyone though

Sadie: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and scatter teeth on their bed

Carter: A dentist

Zia: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but i think you need to go to the police

Aphrodite: You love Annabeth

Grover: You love Annabeth

Chiron: You love Annabeth

Chb: You love Annabeth

Poseidon: You love Annabeth

Percy: whut? No way

Percy: *Goes on a quest to save her, holds up the sky, gets scared when she might become a hunter of Artemis*

Percy: *ages later* Guys, I think I like Annabeth

Lorcan: Love is a weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake

Rowan: You are literally making a birthday card for Elide right now

Lorcan: *points a glue gun at him* you're on fucking thin ice Whitethorn

Camper: Why did you set your school on fire?

Percy: You're assuming I did that of my own will?