Remus: *handing A Piece Of Chocolate To James After A Particularly Bad Quidditch Accident* Shh Don’t

just remembered jason grace was given his name to appease juno. going to be SICK.

Linh: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Sophie : Linh- Sophie : It- it was just an ant-

You should read it

Should I read Sirius’ perspective atyd or be happy

How would Hazel Levesque insult someone

Hazel: You rude gardening tool!

Person: Did you just indirectly call me a hoe-

Aelin: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Elide: Strong

Aedion: Weak

Rowan: An idiot

Lysandra: A coward. Use a knife

*Sirius writing a letter to James*

Sirius: Deer James,

Lily: It's Dear

Sirius: No It's not

Monsters reaction to Percy over the years

12 year old Percy : fuck you

16 year old Percy : fuck, it's you

Mr.D, gesturing towards Hazel: Okay, first of all I'd like to introduce our new ambassador of camp Jupiter, Hailey, and I'd like to thank her for her generous gift of two dollars, which she handed to me this morning. Unnecessary but appreciated

Piper, whispering to Hazel: Why'd you give him two dollars?

Hazel, whispering back : I thought he was homeless