You Should Read It

my main complaint with kotlc is just that it would be so much better if sophie was more of a menace

where is the great gulon incident pt 2 with miss f???

this girl went to american public school; she has it in her yet we have not seen her be enough of a pest at foxfire

SOPHIE PLEASE 🙏🙏

Percy: Why do you hide your true form when you go out in public?

Percy: Is it because you don't want to be the Centaur of attention?

Chiron: ......

Chiron: Thank you so much for that Percy. Now I know who to send on the next dangerous life threatening quest that comes by

Annabeth: The gods literally condemned you to die, how are you still alive?

Percy: bold of you to assume any God is stronger than my spite

Lorcan: Love is a weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake

Rowan: You are literally making a birthday card for Elide right now

Lorcan: *points a glue gun at him* you're on fucking thin ice Whitethorn

Percy: Hey Nico, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Nico: Uh, why?

Percy: She thinks I'm making you up

Friendly reminder that Jason never got to punch Leo for dying.

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Elide: Since I'm a professional now, I'm working on my signature

Lorcan: Here's something to practice on

Elide: .......

Elide: Lorcan this is a marriage certificate

Lorcan: .......