Friendly Reminder That Jason Never Got To Punch Leo For Dying.

my main complaint with kotlc is just that it would be so much better if sophie was more of a menace

where is the great gulon incident pt 2 with miss f???

this girl went to american public school; she has it in her yet we have not seen her be enough of a pest at foxfire

SOPHIE PLEASE 🙏🙏

Nico: What are you, five?

Percy, snorts: Yeah, five heads taller than you

Nico:

Percy:

Percy: I'm sorry, Please don't kill me

"Jingle bells

Nico smells

Percy runs away

Gaea dies

No one cries

Leo all da way, hey!"

"Shut up Valdez"

Poseidon: Ah yes... and this is my other son, Triton.

Triton: Other son? I'm your heir! Why do you sound ashamed introducing me? He's the bastard son!

Percy: Maybe because you're 3000 years old and your still living with your parents?

Poseidon:

Tyson:

Amphitrite:

Atlantis:

All the sealife:

Oceanus: Ooooo burn! He does have a point though-

Triton: What the fuck are you even doing here! Get OUT!

Piper: What's the difference between Greeks and Romans anyway?

Jason: Well, The Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who have fun

Percy: *turns on the Argo II's and places his hand on the handprint scanner*

Computer: Welcome, voice verification required

Percy: Percy

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Percy Jackson

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Seaweed brain

Computer: Access denied

Percy: ........

Percy: Dam you, Valdez

Percy: Aquaman

Computer: Access granted, welcome Aquaman

*Sirius writing a letter to James*

Sirius: Deer James,

Lily: It's Dear

Sirius: No It's not

Your in love with him Aru

Elide: I'm sad :(

Aelin: need a hug?

Lorcan: Here *passes her some chocolate*

Manon: Who do I have to kill? Is it Lorcan? Please tell me I get to kill Lorcan

Remus: Padfoot! You broke all my quills?! Fuck you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

- - -

Remus: Padfoot! You got me self-inking quills?! I could kiss you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?