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Sadie: Uncle Amos! I need your help! I-

Amos: Is the house on fire, Sadie?

Sadie: .........No?

Amos: Then it's not really an emergency. *hangs up*

Jaz: What did he say? What should we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Sadie: Apparently, it's not really an emergency

Carter, being strangled by a monster: IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY-

Will: *Notices Nico nearby*

Will: Hey Nico, wanna play 20 questions?

Nico: Sure

Nico: What's your favorite colour?

Will: Triangle

Will: My turn, do you like boys?

Nico: *blushes*

Percy: I gave the gods a "get well soon" card

Annabeth: I didn't know they were sick

Percy: Their not, I just thought they could do better

Piper: What's the difference between Greeks and Romans anyway?

Jason: Well, The Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who have fun

Aelin: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Elide: Strong

Aedion: Weak

Rowan: An idiot

Lysandra: A coward. Use a knife

Painting. Does that mean I can make illusions or smt?

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On a random day everyone is given a super power based on what they were doing in that moment, people who were reaching for something can now stretch like elastic, people who were running now have super speed. You really wish you were doing something else when it happened…

Celeana: (at the first assassin's guild meeting) welcome to our first official meeting

Celeana: Today we will be talking about.....

Sam: (whispering) building loyalty

Celeana: Killing royalty

Arobyn: *wipes a tear from his eye* that's my girl

Percy: Hey Nico, can I take you to my therapist next week?

Nico: Uh, why?

Percy: She thinks I'm making you up