Annabeth: I love how we say "oh man" to express disappointed
Reyna: Because men are, in fact disappointing
Sadie: Uncle Amos! I need your help! I-
Amos: Is the house on fire, Sadie?
Sadie: .........No?
Amos: Then it's not really an emergency. *hangs up*
Jaz: What did he say? What should we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
Sadie: Apparently, it's not really an emergency
Carter, being strangled by a monster: IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY-
Percy: I gave the gods a "get well soon" card
Annabeth: I didn't know they were sick
Percy: Their not, I just thought they could do better
The squad plays uno
Keefe: (lost) HEY NO FAIR I SAW YOU LOOKING AT THE CARDS WHILE SHUFFLING
Fitz: *silently raging cause he didn't win*
Sophie: (Won) One, I didn't. Two, Keefe you hid a 4+ card in your shoe and forgot about it
Lihn: Guys stop arguing!
Biana: *rips her cards up*
Tam: (Left the game as soon as it started)
Dex: (Made a card colour changer and still somehow lost to Sophie)
Percy: Can you pass the salt?
Nico: Can you pass your classes?
Percy: .......too much salt
*Sirius writing a letter to James*
Sirius: Deer James,
Lily: It's Dear
Sirius: No It's not
You really should. You'll love it
Yall. Question: Should I read Keeper of the Lost Cities?
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