Apollo: But I'm Immortal!

Aru: rules are made to be broken

Boo: rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Aru: Uh, piñatas

Mini: glowsticks

Aru: karate boards

Mini: spaghetti when you have a small pot

Aru: Rules

Poseidon: Ah yes... and this is my other son, Triton.

Triton: Other son? I'm your heir! Why do you sound ashamed introducing me? He's the bastard son!

Percy: Maybe because you're 3000 years old and your still living with your parents?

Poseidon:

Tyson:

Amphitrite:

Atlantis:

All the sealife:

Oceanus: Ooooo burn! He does have a point though-

Triton: What the fuck are you even doing here! Get OUT!

piper: after everything you two have been through over the last 25 years, what are the most terrifying and brutal beasts you guys have ever faced?

everyone leaning in, ready for a good story:

percy: oh that would be our children

annabeth: *nodding slowly with wide eyes as she has flashbacks*

Percy: *turns on the Argo II's and places his hand on the handprint scanner*

Computer: Welcome, voice verification required

Percy: Percy

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Percy Jackson

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Seaweed brain

Computer: Access denied

Percy: ........

Percy: Dam you, Valdez

Percy: Aquaman

Computer: Access granted, welcome Aquaman

Percy calls Poseidon dad, Nico calls Hades dad, but Jason calls Zeus/Jupiter 'father' and there is a difference and I'm not normal about it

Finally finished my demigod convention fanart!

1. Which Pantheon Do You Belong To? Come and Find Out!

2. Fadlan’s Falafels; Free Samples! Catering Available!

3. Blitz’s Best; Handmade, 50% Off!

4. Rudy Rocks; Visit us at the Night Bazaar! Free Autographs and Merchandise!

5. New Rome Uni; Demigods and Exchange Students;

6. Iris Craft; Also Check Out Iris Rainbow Organic Foods & Lifestyles!

(Selectable fonts are a lifesaver.)

my main complaint with kotlc is just that it would be so much better if sophie was more of a menace

where is the great gulon incident pt 2 with miss f???

this girl went to american public school; she has it in her yet we have not seen her be enough of a pest at foxfire

SOPHIE PLEASE 🙏🙏

Annabeth: I love how we say "oh man" to express disappointed

Reyna: Because men are, in fact disappointing