I Can Totally Imagine Regulus Being Like This

If tacos can fall apart and still be amazing so can you

Annabeth: What did I tell you about comparing Octavian to the devil?

Percy: ...........that it's offensive to the devil?

Annabeth: *facepalms*

Monsters reaction to Percy over the years

12 year old Percy : fuck you

16 year old Percy : fuck, it's you

Remus: Padfoot! You broke all my quills?! Fuck you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

- - -

Remus: Padfoot! You got me self-inking quills?! I could kiss you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

You really should. You'll love it

Yall. Question: Should I read Keeper of the Lost Cities?

Sadie: Uncle Amos! I need your help! I-

Amos: Is the house on fire, Sadie?

Sadie: .........No?

Amos: Then it's not really an emergency. *hangs up*

Jaz: What did he say? What should we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Sadie: Apparently, it's not really an emergency

Carter, being strangled by a monster: IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY-

Annabeth: Ok, we need a distraction. Who here is good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Leo: My time has come

Percy: Being a demigod means looking both ways before crossing the road and then getting hit by an aeroplane

everyone make way for the prince and princess of spooky season!!!