Sally And Percy Having An Argument Over Something Stupid That Percy Did:

Nico: If I ever ask, "Do you want me to be honest?

Nico: Say no

Sadie: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and scatter teeth on their bed

Carter: A dentist

Zia: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but i think you need to go to the police

Poseidon: Ah yes... and this is my other son, Triton.

Triton: Other son? I'm your heir! Why do you sound ashamed introducing me? He's the bastard son!

Percy: Maybe because you're 3000 years old and your still living with your parents?

Poseidon:

Tyson:

Amphitrite:

Atlantis:

All the sealife:

Oceanus: Ooooo burn! He does have a point though-

Triton: What the fuck are you even doing here! Get OUT!

*Sirius writing a letter to James*

Sirius: Deer James,

Lily: It's Dear

Sirius: No It's not

Percy: You know that if I touch water it heals me right?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Percy: Would the same happen to you if you touched a dictionary?

Annabeth: .............

Percy: .........

Percy: That was a serious question