Spoof

Make sure the electric is on while you have fun

I’ve seen people talking about tentacles that pump aphrodisiacs into you while you suck on them. Which is good and great and wonderful, no notes.

But how about tentacles that secrete some kind of hormone that makes you lactate? As you swallow around the thick tentacle in your mouth, you feel your tits begin to swell and slowly start to leak. A few slender tentacles curl around your nipples and spread the wetness, seeming to lap it up. And with each pump of the tentacles in your holes, your tits just grow more and more sensitive.

Just a thought.

You thought I would follow your rules when I think it is boring welcome to house rules drive people up a wall and vote on the rule each game

Deaths Lullaby

He is a baby who raised good kids and is tired

I just can't guys. He's such a baby.

Sometimes people need fixed and some can’t be fixed child predators are on this list of can’t be fixed

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

Hitler doing a Volkswagen car advertisement for the owner and one of his biggest donors in 1938

Trump doing a Tesla sales pitch on the White House Lawn for shadow President Elon Musk and largest donor in 2025

[ID: The first photo is a black and white picture of Adolf Hitler and the owner of VW smiling in a car with many N*zis behind them. The second photo is color picture of Donald Trump and Elon Musk in a red Tesla. Musk is smiling while Trump is looking forward with his mouth open. End ID]

Image ID by @qquesadilla

Yes floof you are adorable

ASTARION.