Make Sure The Electric Is On While You Have Fun

Friend ship

friendship <3

Time to get human attention

Ohhh help help! I'm hurt need help...

FUCK BRIAN GET LOST...

Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp... 🐦

Human looks dejected

mcapriglioneart

How to talk to short people

Happy little dude swimming

Happy puff

Okay so I've never been sent a dick pic before (ace + don't give out my phone number) BUT I would like to modify that now because I had trouble picturing the alien dick @tejoxys designed for a character in text-only form, so I asked for a drawing of that dick and he did indeed send me it.

So now I've received a (requested, alien) dick pic.

Sometimes people need fixed and some can’t be fixed child predators are on this list of can’t be fixed

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

Spoof

Deceptive floof…

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