That ‘pakige?’ Post But Me, A Couple Hours After Posting A Fic, Like ‘comints?’

Okay so I've never been sent a dick pic before (ace + don't give out my phone number) BUT I would like to modify that now because I had trouble picturing the alien dick @tejoxys designed for a character in text-only form, so I asked for a drawing of that dick and he did indeed send me it.

So now I've received a (requested, alien) dick pic.

I demand you feed me now that you are awake

“Oh good you’re up”

That should be the only time you meet him say hi for humanity

This guy will be the death of me, i swear

people forgot the homophobic dog came out as bisexual and is now fond of gays. don't even claim you know the lore. real homophobic dog fans know about the redemption arc -_-

I’ve seen people talking about tentacles that pump aphrodisiacs into you while you suck on them. Which is good and great and wonderful, no notes.

But how about tentacles that secrete some kind of hormone that makes you lactate? As you swallow around the thick tentacle in your mouth, you feel your tits begin to swell and slowly start to leak. A few slender tentacles curl around your nipples and spread the wetness, seeming to lap it up. And with each pump of the tentacles in your holes, your tits just grow more and more sensitive.

Just a thought.

They’re entertaining.

Husk's secret weapon

Spoof

Deceptive floof…

(Source)

Why did you wake the baby up it needs to go back to sleep

wiggle wiggle wiggle..🔉🔊 turn the volume up

You are not welcome to my tumblur

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