Murderhumans - Evil

Beware of the apples

What the flip

transcript if unable to red this:

trans ball here, there's a new MAP flag going around. if you see someone with this flag in their pfp and you're a minor, DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM!!! my stuff reaches the most people on here, so please stay safe everyone. transball out.

BUT SRSLY DONT INTERACT WITH PPL WHO HAVE THIS FLAG IN THEIR PFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tagging ppl so this gets around:

@the-one-and-only-moldy-cheese @mercurywaterfall @bear-man74

@bees-oficial @magnuspeccatori @three-eyed-skullbunny @wolfertinger666 @malmagicstar @punkitt-is-here @rat-detector @killingpeoplewithrocks @holisticdetective42 @synflare @lils-ki @thealphabetcultleader @vera-nocturna @arsenic-the-fae @the-alakazam-attraction @gibbish-anon-from-gell @antfarmingantfarms

@hold-my-dr-pepper @doghowto @totally-italy @prodomius @iamunabletothinkofablogname @googleplayofficialtotally @totalchaos @heeeeeeeeeelp @closetfascination @notwelsh @cute-catts @bunjywunjy @i-am-a-fish

Me: “The food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It can’t be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools... I’ll make the thing!”

The thing:

Me: “....I get it now.”

*SHOWERRRR-

*SLOSH

“You'll smell like you've been in a sewer if you keep wearing that damp suit.”

*SILENT

"......"

*WAG

"Let me guess what you're thinking?“

“......”

“‘Do not bother. It's none of your business what I do here.' It's so accurate, it gave you goosebumps, right. Eh?"

*FLINCH *SQUEEZE

"..... Miles."

"A favourite person in the world is struggling, and there is not the kind of crazy one who stands by and watches."

-If there is, I'll put a hole in it's head.

*DROOP

*LEAN

"Anywhere to go?"

'Good thing I packed a towel.'

"......"

"Yeh..." *STROKE

- Get it, it's the tea to changed you up.

- Thank....you...

So pretty

He's groovin

crazy ex scientists am I right?

I know this doesn't make sense timeline wise, but I just wanted my two fixations to come together okay?

Reagan my love I'd do anything for you

Aka if you pick someone up you Are obligated to kiss them later in life

Anime Couples - The 1st Bridal Carry and Kiss

Animators: why do we need to show a seat belt this dummy would never wear it look at him

Censors:all of the kids who watched this show parents will sue us for giving the kids the idea)

Animators(reluctant sigh attaches random seat belt to move on for the next complaint

Rewatching gravity falls rn and this is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

Has anyone tried just giving him a pup cup? 🍦🐺

(Flaming Andraste on the cup is inspired by @kemvee’s “Andraste’s Roast Coffee” design, which you can find here! ☕️)