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Jesse and I, in sync: “… representing the ABQ. What up biyatch? Leave it at the tone!”

theres so many to choose from which will it be

To all restaurants: you need an online presence OTHER THAN Facebook. Like, something people can access without any account or login at all.

Also, that online presence should just show your menu. Not a PDF download, simply your menu, directly, no need to start an online ordering process.

I remain amazed how many ways, in 2022, places can fuck this up.

i love abortion and i love divorce

Researching whales for character design inspo and I found the scariest one. I wasn’t afraid of whales but now I am.

Thats fucking terrifying. Why are you so long

I've been like bouncing off the fucking walls all day and couldn't figure out why I was so jittery and then I found out that the lemonade I got at panera has 260mg of caffeine. For context the coffee I drink sometimes to stay awake has about 65-90mg. Why does lemonade have this much caffeine. Whats your fuckint problem

hrmng

i think I need positive attention rn

I love it when sci-fi and fantasy worldbuilding is clearly structured entirely to explain the omnipresence of the author's weird kink, but with every subsequent instalment the author is drawn almost against their will into increasingly abstruse worldbuilding based on that initial setup. Like, chapter one will be "so there's this civilisation of big tiddy mushroom girls who all sprout foot-long boners whenever it rains, right?", and by chapter five it's like: "Actually, while they may look like big tiddy mushroom girls, owing to their fungoid genetics they really have twelve distinct biological sexes, with any given individual being reproductively compatible with a more or less random subset of exactly five of the remaining eleven; here's an extended sub-plot about how this informs their society's inheritance laws. What? Yes, we'll get back to the sex in a moment – first we have to discuss how agnatic primogeniture operates in a society with duodenary gender."