Little Snail Makes A Journey! 🐌💕

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Please take good care of them!

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

"Bake for 10 - 12 minutes" is obviously code for "bake for exactly 11 minutes."

I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle

bringing an actor back for the finale of a tv show they havent been on in years is so funny. imagine if they made you go back to the starbucks you worked at in high school to make one last latte because theyre blowing up the building tomorrow.

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map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free