Glad To See Shane Living Out His Dream Job Of Being Ryan’s Friend

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

the first three words you see will describe your 2024 🥰

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

I FOUMDH IT