The Super Bowl Or Whatever I'm Not American

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:

the humble parentheses:

laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet

I'M CRYING I WAS TRYING TO DO STUFF AND I CAME ACROSS THIS

WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?

@staff??

@staffs-secret-blog??