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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Based on that one tweet about jerma

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

the first three words you see will describe your 2024 🥰