from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
hey guys i-
FAGGING IT UP
THE BIT
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im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them
everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green
βcmere boyβ
*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*
when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
Sylvia Plath
I love you dead punctuation marks.
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet
whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake
gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection
If you see this youβre legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book youβre currently reading
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