This Is A Gentle Reminder To Those Who Keep Poultry To PLEASE Keep In Mind Wild Snakes If You Are Using

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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

A warlock who follows a chaotic hivemind that speaks through their mind and sees through their eyes. It randomly grants them gold and a longer life, but at the cost of hearing ungodly information nobody wants to know. Each voice's name is indecipherable. Each word spoken is physically painful. Every moment is misery, yet it's vital to the warlock's ability to live. And the party knows they're in pain, when they say... "Chat, thanks for the five dollars."

Hi, I love your brain

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

If 6 year olds were YouTubers they'd be making 35 minute video essays called like "The Problem with Tag" "How Toys get You to Play Longer" "The Brown Cow Chocolate Milk Theory" "We Need to Talk About Pretend"

If old elongated muskrat isn’t lying then listen up twitter users who might have fled here heres some advice:

Reblog shit, if you think somethings funny reblog it, if you think its informative reblog it, whatever it is if you even slightly like it reblog it. If it doesn’t go with your “theme” then make a second account and reblog it from there. Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm what you see comes from people you follow reblogging shit or going through tags you like, mobile users can hold the reblog button and drag it to the account they want to reblog it from. What about likes you may ask? They do absolutely nothing other than show you liked what they posted, this isnt instagram guys please reblog

TAG YOUR STUFF!! Putting a TW// at the top of your post doesn’t actually block it for people, you HAVE to tag it appropriately for sensitive and/or triggering topics or things that can cause literal seizures, common courtesy gang

For the love of god put an icon and header on your account, maybe even a funny line for your title and description because otherwise everyone and their mother is going to assume that you’re a bot and block you

This isnt the place to be an influencer or to gain “clout”, no one gives a fuck about your thirst trap pics or how you have a bunch of fancy cars like they would on instagram or twitter, you either shitpost or you die (obviously dont have to just shit post but you get what i mean)

Dont bring your drama from twitter here no one wants that and we’ve been doing fine without it thank you

I think thats it but feel free to add onto this!

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FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

survive - minicomic