Miao

thank you chappell

Pacing my room like a caged ocelot hands in my hair foaming at the mouth thinking about Heinz Doofenshmirtz wearing the virgin killer under neath his labcoat

LIKE COME ONNNNNN

I drew Jolyne on my notes at school

(Istg buff women make me weeee-)

some things never change

Will and Hannibal

it’s a GREAT day to be bisexual

good omens is trending again, what a marvellous fucking time to live in

It's reblogging time

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

POP A BOTTLE Y'ALL THE DND COUPLE OF ALL TIME HAD ON SCREEN SEX WHILE EVERYONE ELSE AROUND THEM GOT 0 (ZERO) DICK AND SOME MINOR HEARTBREAK GET FUUUUUCKED PERC'AHLIA WINS