Epic AU

It's reblogging time

Kenji: My name is Kenji. I'm 43 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Starr Park, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as head chef for the plaza’s sushi shop, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

Kenji: I'm trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies. Like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.

Kenji: Although, if I were to brawl, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Miao

meow

happy ides of march

Same energy

My attempt at drawing Ivankov

Tumblr lowered the visibility because I covered some parts but shhh :,)

it’s a GREAT day to be bisexual

I love Kermit but this still took me out.

Poseidon: How will you sleep at night?

Odysseus: Next to my wife.

Poseidon: And do you think she'll be proud of you torturing a god?!

Odysseus: Dude, she's from Sparta. Me telling her this is gonna be like foreplay for her.

Drew a little Sanji on my book because school isn't real, the one piece is