Tbh Once I Start Talking About My Problems I Will Not Shut Up

Awwwww, that's so cute tho 🥺

Kidnapper: We have your son!

Ralph: I don't have a son?

Kidnapper: He made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick him up?

Ralph: Oh, you have Simon!

Kidnapper: I'm gonna become a painter!

Yup, pretty much

What is the modern day equivalent of Lord of the Flies you might ask? Why a Hardcore Minecraft server of course

The cjbcv wow that was really bad, but I expected worse tbh..

Thanks for the tag @rubystartrail 😊💜

Type your username with your eyes closed and tag 4 people

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@isaterriblebore @therum-tum-misto @theimpossiblescheme @cat-so-clever

Plz tell meee 🥺

ANONYMOUS PDA MEME

💖: i have a romantic crush on you!

💜: i want to make sure you’re happy

💙: i have a friend crush on you!

💚: im a little jealous of you

💛: i just think you’re cute!

💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage

👀: im too shy to talk to you

💗: i want to give you a hug!

💋: i want to kiss you!

💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you

🔊: im really glad i started following you!

💬: we should talk more!

💭: i think about you a lot

👏: everything you say is great wtf…

🎧: you have excellent music taste!

👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!

🚨: you intimidate me

Oh noo 😭💀

that moment when you try to find the beast among us and you accidentally vote out two crewmates

Omg they look so good!!? *Chef's kiss*

These tall mfs

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! <33

100% accurate tho

Maurice for the headcannon thing :)

What he smells like: Cologne and Lavender

How they sleep: Maurice either gets 15 hours or 2 hours, he has no in between

What music he enjoys: Probably more upbeat music, or Lofi music because it relaxes him!

How much time he spends getting ready in the morning: Enough time to brush his teeth and run his fingers through his hair

Favourite thing to collect: Birthday or Christmas cards. He has all of them, starting from when he was 6

Left or right handed: It depends on the day. Most of the time, he’s right handed but he’s just as good with his left hand

Religion: None, Catholicism tore him apart so he left the church

Favourite Sport: Soccer. Idk if you can count Shuffleboard as a sport but he’s good at that too

Favourite touristy thing to do: Walk around with no intention of going anywhere and just sight see

Favourite kind of weather: Clear days with clouds so that he can cloud watch

A weird fear he has: Maurice is 1000% terrified of lightning thank you very much. Not thunder, he doesn’t mind thunder. Lightning. Oh and giraffes

The arcade game he always wins without fail: Those fucking SCAMS of games that are like “wiN tHe jacKpoT” and then Maurice DOES