I Talk To Myself About Random Stuff So Much I Could Literally Start A Podcast Lmao

Ok, but like, I wanna live there 😭

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

me, the teen blogger

a house with 8 nuns

a drug dealer who drives a hummer

a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am

an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower

a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

Honestly one of the reasons I don't watch the 90's film with my family..💀💀

60′s LOTF: oh gosh,, oh golly gee,, what ever will we do about the beast?? oh darn what a particular predicament we have ourselves in :( 90′s LOTF: OH SHIT OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO OH FUCKING GODDAMNIT FUCKING BEAST BULLSHIT FUCK

I was bored so I decided to colorize this photo. You're welcome.

I would wish for an official 13th chapter or at the very least an epilogue, cuz I need to know WHAT HAPPENED after the kids were rescued..

 A genie: Ok you get one wish. What will it be? A cure for the worlds most deadly disease? World peace?

Me: *Sweating and laughing* Well those are good but...no...what I actually wish for is an updated version of the lord of the flies movie but with writers who actually like and understand the characters and there individual personality’s and motivations and better casting and child actors.

Omg yesssss hfhhddfg..

when you finish Lord of the Flies

I'm speechless omg

Finally did some art for my Octobermine story!! (I like the lighting difference in each photo…)

Have this behind the scenes photo..

100% accurate tho

Maurice for the headcannon thing :)

What he smells like: Cologne and Lavender

How they sleep: Maurice either gets 15 hours or 2 hours, he has no in between

What music he enjoys: Probably more upbeat music, or Lofi music because it relaxes him!

How much time he spends getting ready in the morning: Enough time to brush his teeth and run his fingers through his hair

Favourite thing to collect: Birthday or Christmas cards. He has all of them, starting from when he was 6

Left or right handed: It depends on the day. Most of the time, he’s right handed but he’s just as good with his left hand

Religion: None, Catholicism tore him apart so he left the church

Favourite Sport: Soccer. Idk if you can count Shuffleboard as a sport but he’s good at that too

Favourite touristy thing to do: Walk around with no intention of going anywhere and just sight see

Favourite kind of weather: Clear days with clouds so that he can cloud watch

A weird fear he has: Maurice is 1000% terrified of lightning thank you very much. Not thunder, he doesn’t mind thunder. Lightning. Oh and giraffes

The arcade game he always wins without fail: Those fucking SCAMS of games that are like “wiN tHe jacKpoT” and then Maurice DOES

Liu, setting down a card: ace of spades

Jeff, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Ben, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Toby, trembling: what are we playing

meme for the soul feat. maurices funky purple socks