i think in-universe kai would have a lookalike competition
that’s deku and all of them are all might or dynamight antis
what's most harrowing about the alex rider series is that the adults aren't useless, they intentionally endanger a teenager for fun and profit. like, kids series often have adults being useless or incompetent so that kids reading the books can feel empowered, but alex rider does something different and, if you ask me, more interesting: the adults manipulate alex on purpose. the only adults who would help alex are generally either unable to help him or literally out to kill him and everyone around him. alex has very few friends, his age or otherwise, because the adults in his life keep him isolated and helpless. his parents are dead. his uncle is dead. he is alone. and frankly, that's a relatable experience for a lot of kids.
you’re my hero!
bnha doomed yuri was not on my 2024 bingo card
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“Your name please?”
“Miya Atsumu”
“Miya as in onigiri miya? omg i love that restaurant”
Read PJO and HOO they said, it will be fun they said. Why are you on the floor crying at 3am they said (just now)
canon to me idc
Piper: How long do you think it’s gonna take for a god to curse Percy?
Leo: a week
Nico: a day
Jason: Never cause Annabeth with Percy.
currently rereading alex rider and i knew ian was a little bit unhinged but i forgot exactly how unhinged he was. wdym you teach your kid how to drive the minute he’s tall enough to reach the pedals???