Incorrect Pjo Quotes - Blog Posts

annabeth: chiron, there's something we need to tell you. percy and i are dating.

chiron: i’ve known for the last few years, you two are inseparable.

percy: years? we've only been dating for a few weeks!

chiron: then what the hell were you doing before that?!

Percy: *exist*

Monster: seafood

Read PJO and HOO they said, it will be fun they said. Why are you on the floor crying at 3am they said (just now)

Rick Riordan is my favorite author and I love his books but I will never hesitate to call him Dick Diordan

When Percy had amnesia, was homeless and at the same time fighting for his life against two gorgons sister, he was worried abt how his mom and Annabeth are gonna react when they learn he stole a police car

When I think of the most common sense and level headed couple in PJO I think of a tree spirit and a half goat

Jason: I fought this vicious, dangerous, scary opponent when I was young which left me with this battle scar.

Piper: What he meant is he tried eating a staple when he was two

Annabeth: *see Percy and the pegasi talking* What are you doing?

Percy: Just teaching them a song

The song: Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singin' like

Thalia: Everybody has a gay cousin

Nico: I don’t

Thalia: ...

Nico: Oh I’m the gay cousin

Piper: How long do you think it’s gonna take for a god to curse Percy?

Leo: a week

Nico: a day

Jason: Never cause Annabeth with Percy.

So basically what's happening here is:

Leo: I've never done anything wrong in my entire life.

The entire fandom: We know this, and we love you.

Nico: So, Leo is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Jason: Why? Nico: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Leo, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything

Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet

Nico Di Angelo: If i had a nickel for everytime I saw Annabeth fall off a cliff I would have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

So, imagine leo arriving in a black toga on halloween and setting his hair on fire(somehow managing not to burn it because, he knows his powers pretty well at this point)and turning the fire blue and tailing nico around calling him his delicate and fragile son.

Until Nico just goes feral and Reyna has to hold him back because...LET ME GO REYNA! I'M GONNA MURDER THAT ELF DEVIL! AND SEND HIM STRAIGHT TO THE FIELDS ASPHODEL!

Imagine Percy Jackson bringing hundreds of these one day because "they looked so cute and helpless I couldn't help it PLUS THEY'RE BLUE LOOK...and annabeth just....collapses.

Selina: Thoughts on Luke?

Chris: So… Luke has thots now…

Alabaster: Crawling all over him like weevils

Ethan: They’re called priests, I think

Luke, staring at the grumpy wet cat sewer rat looking mf that is Alabaster: Why are you with him?

Ethan: He makes me laugh

yes peraltiago is so percabeth coded

because wdym jake’s mother was left by his father, amy craves academic validation and to be recognised by her parents just like her siblings, they love each other in the most genuine way possible and sarcasm is their love language??

if you told me brooklyn 99 was a percy jackson au i would believe you no questions asked.

*percy doing the trend*

was it casual when:

“the whole world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive…”

Reyna *trying to flirt* : So, wanna suffer together?

Y/n : I thought you'd never ask.

Jason *sniffs* : Smell that?

Percy : Ah yes, g a y

Me: it's the same picture your honor

Will: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Nico: Okay.

Will: And make out during the scary parts.

Nico: Th-

Nico: The scary parts.

Nico: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.