happy birthday itachi! sasuke drew you a card.
Jason: I fought this vicious, dangerous, scary opponent when I was young which left me with this battle scar.
Piper: What he meant is he tried eating a staple when he was two
The worst part of Alex's life is of course the murder attempts. The second worst part is that half of the people trying to kill him wanted to fuck his dad
Annabeth: *see Percy and the pegasi talking* What are you doing?
Percy: Just teaching them a song
The song: Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singin' like
rip hsy you would’ve loved making accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life joke
trust for the next chapter ego will wait until he sees tears from everyone and soap opera level of dramatic bullshit before he announces that nagi is saved by a loophole
The biggest compliment ever is when someone sees your creative work and says that they’re now inspired to go out and create something, too