i think every time khun fucks up or does something bam doesn’t like bam just goes “it’s all hwaryun fault”
i will always like skts dating but omi don’t knowing he’s dating tsumu more than tsumu not knowing for the sole reason i read a fic where tsumu got really upset and was like “i thought we were dating so i didn’t say anything but since we’re not you were an ugly baby”
imagine if people who were kicked out of blue lock make “my experience at blue lock” storytime
tamaki is so real because he just wanna play house with his bestie and have a cute androgynous partner
headcanon when bkdk got engaged shoto went through the longest emotional turmoil trying to decide whether he should be deku or bakugo best man (neither of them asked him shit)
kaider brainrot every hour on the hour
Patient Name: Percy Jackson
Injury: Concussion
Cause of Injury: hit in the head by an architectural book
Patient Name: Annabeth Chase
Injury: Pulled muscle
Cause of Injury: throwing a heavy object (believed to be architectural book)
Patient Name: Grover Underwood
Injury: Stomach pains
Cause of Injury: laughing too hard
atsumu who couldn’t give 2 fucks if people like him or not but for some reason get super pissed off when he think omi hate him
tsumu yapping to samu about how omi doesn’t like him and he doesn’t know what to do and samu side eyeing him like “i thought you didn’t care if people don’t like you”
Motoya visiting Kiyoomi while he's at uni
Motoya: Kiyoomi, look at this meme I fou-
Kiyoomi (with his glasses on, hair looking like Einstein, possibly eighth cup of coffee on the verge of tears): huh?
Motoya: I'm going to order dinner.
alex getting his ears pierced in point blank is a very small detail but important to me because imagine the conversation he had when he came back to school
classmate: where have you been these last couple of weeks
alex: had a cold
classmate: you get your ear pierced when you have a cold??
like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear