Food For Thought

I don't even know what his real name is anymore

I know this joke is played out, but I will never stop calling him Benadryl Cabbagepatch.

Soulmates

It's funny how when you're with someone you can imagine a future with them no matter how long you've been together and no matter what has happened between the two of you. And you imagine your life, you career, your family all based on him. And honestly, that's crazy. But that's love. Unfortunately, there comes a point when that relationship ends whether you wanted it to or not, and as you're trying to figure out what to do with your life, you start to realize that you don't need someone in your life that you picture in your future. All you need to focus on is what you want in your future and go from there.

When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner

Being either a music person or not, if you know the lyrics and instrumentation to a song it is incredibly hard to try to sing and catch up with everything:

While singing along to Taylor Swift songs

Me: *sings guitar part*

Me: *pretends to drum along*

Me: ‘Cause I seeee sparks fly whenever yooouuuuuu smi-

Me: na na na na na ana na ana

Me: *keeps banging pretend drum set*

requested by thanksmrnarwhale

let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”)

pros:

it’s gender neutral

you get the chance to look like a cool jazz musician

you can compare all your friends to cats (always good)

cons:

????

“Why is there no Straight Pride parade??!?!?!”

“Why no #WhiteLivesMatter?????!?!?”

“Why is there no Straight Pride parade??!?!?!”

“Why is there no mens rights activism!???!?!?!”

“Why is there no #CisLivesMatter!!!??!?!”

There’s a reason we have It. As a reminder that our rights have been taken away in the past. Be happy you don’t fucking have it.

I need a Zelda pun but I don’t want to triforcing it.

When your reed ain’t crowing correctly because there is a split down the middle.