I Don't Even Know What His Real Name Is Anymore

I don't even know what his real name is anymore

I know this joke is played out, but I will never stop calling him Benadryl Cabbagepatch.

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9 years ago

“Why is there no Straight Pride parade??!?!?!”

“Why no #WhiteLivesMatter?????!?!?”

“Why is there no Straight Pride parade??!?!?!”

“Why is there no mens rights activism!???!?!?!”

“Why is there no #CisLivesMatter!!!??!?!”

There’s a reason we have It. As a reminder that our rights have been taken away in the past. Be happy you don’t fucking have it.

9 years ago

Breath of Relief

This is not something I typically share, but I just need to get it out there. I have always thought that in order to be significant, valued, and important, I needed to be loved by someone. However, this "love" that I "needed" was the idea that I needed a boyfriend or a romantic interest. I believe a lot of people think this. What I've come to realize is that I know I am loved. I have a wonderful mom and dad and stepmom and grandma and friends who love me (whether I see them daily or not). I know that whether or not I love someone romantically does not define me, my past, or my future. It simply doesn't matter to me anymore. I know that having a partner is fantastic, if it suits you. But it doesn't define me. And I believe that I am better off without someone, someone who doesn't understand me. Because the best person who understands me, is me. And I am so grateful for everyone in my life who loves me for who I am. I know that I am very independent, and because of who I am, I can't see myself ever being in a relationship with someone. And I can accept that. It may take some more time, but I know that in the long haul, I will genuinely be content and happy.


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10 years ago

Food for thought

I'm so tired of these "You can do better than that" or "You're way too good for him" or even "He's way out of her league" opinions. Maybe it's not that you should be searching for someone better, maybe you should just search for someone who's right for you. And maybe that is better, but possibly being more attractive or more intelligent isn't exactly compatible with you.


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9 years ago

Oh my goodness so cute

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9 years ago
9 years ago

reblog if you would be fine sharing a restroom with a transgender person

10 years ago

Nice

There's no negative effects from being nice to people whether or not you agree with what they believe


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9 years ago

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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