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can I reblog this?
how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
here!
Who else was here for the 'policy violation' streamkill of 2024 claim your vouchers now
is it really true that the average person's pain level is a 0?
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Countdown to the Wisdom Saga: 2 days!!!!
ONLY TWO. AHHHHH.
hgn... the AUs in my head demand freedom...
note: all aus will eventually escape my brain, this poll is to decide which one I should hyper-fixate on right now.
au descriptions under the cut:
Witch Town au:
after Draxum's lab explodes, Splinter stays in the mystic city instead of going above ground, eventually moving to Witch Town. April is still friends with the turtles (she met them via portal practice accident with Leo). Each of the turtles would have a different magic specialty (all I have figured out so far is Donnie == an alchemist, and maybe Leo == illusions/ stage magic). This AU starts like a month before the show begins and then continues through the events of ROTTMNT, mostly exploring what would happen if the turtles had WAY more practice with mysticism than in the show.
important notes:
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Triple divorce au:
Draxum made the turtles completely legally, with both Big Mama and Lou Jitsu/Splinter agreeing to it, so long as they both got to have a presence in the turtles' lives growing up, however, after the turtles were made, Big Mmama tried to get full custody rights over the turtles but the court said no to that. TLDR Draxum and Splinter get joint custody over the turtles, with Big Mama getting visitation every other week. Splinter gets weekdays and draxum weekends. Draxum has his redemption arc much sooner in this au, realizing that not all humans suck after getting to know April through the turtles. This AU focuses on the turtles growing up and how their lives would be, and the main plot of ROTTMNT, just with draxum being good the whole time. (this entire AU came from me thinking "What if they knew Big Mama as like their mom who divorced their dad" while watching Bug Busters for the Nteenth time)
important notes:
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IDK what to call this AU:
Big Mama accepts Splinter's marriage proposal but first reveals that she's a yokai, Splinter doesn't care at all and says he'll love her no matter what, and moves in with her. Eventually, he decides to fight in the battle nexus, because it seems exciting (note: he CHOOSES to fight in it and can stop at any time he wants, unlike in canon where he had no choice). After fighting for a while, draxum sees him and decides to use him for the mutants like in Cannon, UNLIKE in Cannon however, Big Mama comes in right after the explosion and right before Splinter gets mutated, having her watch as he gets mutated, she rushes in and takes him & the turtles home. Big Mama puts a bounty on Draxums head for what he did. The Turtles grow up with Big Mama and Splinter as their parents. They met April because she and her family were staying in the Nexus Hotel after a mold infestation in their home. This AU follows the plot of the show. (pls give ideas for the name of this, I'm begging)
important notes: Splinter x Big Mama, Leo is the heir to Big Mama's empire
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Adopted Cass AU:
On 7-year-old Cassandra Jones's first day in the foot clan, before she really had strong ties to it, she fell down an open manhole while she & the other recruits were following Foot Lieutenant and sprained her ankle, but it's ok! they'll come back for her in 3 minutes, just wait! Then 3 minutes becomes 30 minutes, becomes 60 minutes, becomes 3 hours... no one is coming to get her, are they? eventually, she's found & taken in by Splinter and raised as the turtle's intense, but well-meaning, sister.
yes, as a trainee for OWCA under Perry!
Now I have an irrational fear that waddles will appear again in season 5 of Phineas and Ferb
OMG wake up babe new ship just dropped.
Bill Cipher x the zebra that calls Candace "Kevin" slow burn enemies to lovers, interdimensional traveling
Hey, are you a broke motherfucker trying to save money on groceries and attempting to plan for having food in the house at the end of the month? Do you have a good system for storing frozen meat? If you don't, here's how I do it:
Large Bastard called me when I was at the plasma center (we're broke motherfuckers!) to tell me that Aldi had nearly expired pork chops (use or freeze by tomorrow) for 50% off, so I told him to get 4 packs.
I keep my freezer pretty full with homemade stock, frozen meat, frozen veggies, frozen fruit, and g-free bread, so I can't just stick the big packages of pork chops directly in the freezer, and besides if I do, the pork chops will freeze to each other and then I'll have to thaw the whole mass of them if i want to cook them, which will increase thawing time.
So what I do instead is make an accordion of waxed paper and fill it with pork chops.
This ends up saving a ton of space, and means I can choose to thaw 8 pieces or 1 piece or however much I need at a time.
3 packs stored this way are smaller than 1 pack from the store.
The final accordion of meat gets wrapped in a layer of waxed paper, then put into a freezer bag with the air pressed out, and now if I don't have cash for groceries I've still got something to eat.
This is also the way that I save meat that is close to its spoilage date that I won't be able to cook before it goes bad. If you stick a family pack of chicken breasts in the freezer, you have a family pack of chicken breasts to thaw. If you put them into little waxed paper envelopes, you've got single serving packets that you can easily toss into a soup or bake from frozen.
This is ALSO pretty much the technique I use to freeze banana slices when my bananas are going brown and I'm not in the mood to bake, only I freeze them on a cutting board before breaking them off and sticking them in a bag when they're frozen.
Freeze wet stuff in individual pieces, not big chunks, so you don't have to break up big chunks to use your frozen food.
I know this probably seems pretty obvious to a lot of people, but it wasn't obvious to me until a couple years ago because nobody ever showed me how to do it and I didn't grow up in a family that cooked a lot.
unstable man is given an alien child to adopt to keep him stable, who is the subsequently ripped away from him once they get attached. All while war is happening.
Tell me the plot of this show (wrong answers only)
Every time maul pops up in a new piece of Star Wars media, I can’t help but find it just a tad bit hilarious. Like, yes, go forth my pathetic little Shakespearean murderer and cause chaos while serving absolute looks
This post was right under the baljeet coffee table one.
out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them
I'm watching Total Forgiveness and I'm just really impressed with whatever director or editor decided on this cut
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Pls ask, this will finally force me to draw something(art block is a bitch)
Have people send you a number and letter for a quick doodle challenge! (No art skills required!)
~~ What to Draw ~~
1.) The most recent character in your photos.
2.) Your profile picture.
3.) The last character you drew.
4.) The last character you talked/typed/wrote about.
5.) The most recent character in your search history.
6.) A character from the last show or movie you watched.
7.) Your favorite animated character.
8.) The last character you posted or reblogged.
9.) Your choice!
~~ How to Draw It ~~
A.) Using your non-dominant hand.
B.) In 30 seconds.
C.) Without looking at a reference.
D.) Without erasing or using undo.
E.) With your eyes closed.
F.) Upside-down (flip when done).
G.) Without lifting your pen (single line).
H.) With your finger / on your phone.
“Hear ye, hear ye! Local bastard cat-dad bard has come out with an update on his next poem!”
artistic interpretation of every post you have
What's gonna happen to this blog after Epic ends?
I’m going to keep it and keep posting! Epic isn’t going to disappear after the sagas stop releasing, and I won’t stop being a fan of the musical either!! The blog just might not have as many new updates on stuff, but I believe there is always more to discover, and take note of! Plus I believe this musical has a long future outside of the concept sagas, in terms of future adaptations, and much more!! (In short I’m here to stay!)
New meme alert
This is one of my favorite pics from the Olympics. This and the surfer walking through the air
I still can’t believe they went from this in Attack of the Clones (2002) to this in The Acolyte (2024) even though they’re both portraying Mirialan Jedi Masters.
Vernestra looks like they just slapped some green make-up and some eyeliner dots on the actress and called it a day. It’s awful, especially since she has so many close-ups. Twenty-two years ago they made Luminara look like an actual humanoid alien, with beautiful details in both costume and make-up. Even though she's basically a background character, she looks so much more natural as a Jedi.