myanxiousebrain
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god is dead and you are victorious, yet you still pray?
no no no, everything’s great, so long as you ignore the horrors.
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
happy birthday juice!
Hey everyone guess whose birthday it is!!
Happy birthday Juice!! Everyone throw some lunchables into space for our friend Juice
I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
Please enjoy one of my favorite PnF TikToks while I download every single one of my saves
i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again
these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled
About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.
It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.
So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.
So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.
Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.
The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.
... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.
Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.
Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.
And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.
I’ve had this queued for like a year
Only day you can reblog this
Don't tell me you're not the same person.
Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.
Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...
my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
god of wander
There is a saying
That if you travel long enough,
eventually, you will run into the
GOD
of
WANDER
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
rb to have a super gay 2023
epic: the Ithaca saga spoilers!
Athena lives bitches!
yes, yes, either put a bunch of people in a house together, provide for their every need, and tell them whoever leaves last wins like a million dollars, add in a voting system to kick someone out each week, or just make a goddamn sitcom using like 4 sets, and boom, instant money. I grew up on Survivor, Icarly, and that shit, and look at me, I'm wonderful.
The children yearn.
Today’s the day!
Happy December 10th!
Yeah I’m two days late but don’t worry about it
my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor
guys holy crap look what I just found
THE FREAKING TRANSITION IM ON THE FLOOR
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
passing this on
here’s your sign to stop doomscrolling and do literally anything else
my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"