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okay i know im late but?? fruits are fighting?? again??

golden boi going unhinged twirls hair

Some Sosage everyone

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OTPtober second set: Sagebean

OTPtober first set: Reyge

crunchy preview on agents so far \o/

Posts that reminded me of valorant pt 2

Good thing alright

shes amazing

[GASP!! Omen 2 has gone missing….hopefully a treat for yall being so patient with these blog updates teehee]

anyway my New Classmate© and Friend™ says that when we hit 25 we'll receive a random permanent debuff, for example, always feeling tired

but i already always feel tired, i said

unfortunately he also claims that i will simply get another debuff. like permanent back pain or something

a sage that fills wounds with crystal

slowly, slowly, turning green

it responds, sure. like the cut never happened. like your arm was never lost. it doesn't feel brittle- oddly enough, you don't feel any different at all.

...but looking in the mirror, with every skirmish, the soft jade creeps further over your skin. cold crystal caging your heart.

will you wake up a statue one day?

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a skye who seeds wounds with flowers

trailing vines ever-blooming

it responds, sure. like the shot never punched through. like your chest doesn't have a chunk missing. it doesn't feel wooden- oddly enough, you don't feel any different at all.

but looking in the mirror, with every skirmish, more petals adorn your skin. roots wrap around your heart.

will you wake up a shrub one day?

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a reyna that switches wounds with enemies

discoloured patches matching her foes'

it responds, sure. like her own skin never charred. like her bones never breathed. it doesn't feel unfamiliar- oddly enough, she doesn't feel any different at all.

but looking in the mirror, with every skirmish, others' skin overtakes her own. the heart stolen from an enemy's chest, her own left behind.

will she wake up as someone else one day?

Theory: Young Sova Was Chaotic AF

I have this theory that Sova was spoiled by his grandma growing up (bc what grandma doesn’t spoil their grandkids) and had a major rebellious teenage phase

Was a real headache to raise during this phase but got away with it bc his babushka was respected in the military (Imma connect this to that hc i saw somewhere before where his babushka was military and taught him archery)

He and his friends prolly pulled absolute stupid pranks on each other, sometimes using scraps of bullets, shells, and other shit they’d pick up from the nearby military base in Severomorsk

But he got humbled around his early 20s when he’s already in the navy and is now such a soft loving wholesome boy especially towards his babushka

That’s not to say he and his cadet friends were always on their best behavior either

But instead of being the fire starter, he’s the camera guy in every shenanigan (having a camera out in the field so often may have started his knack for intel gathering, drone piloting, and nature photography)

Reference for military shenanigans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eovfIlgiAw

(I just play the vid like I’m fiddling with Sova’s old files and every time the camera guy cackles, I imagine it’s Sova)

Would kinda explain why this guy’s so calm in the VP, man’s prolly almost done it all

Also puts some extra meaning behind Chamber’s line: “Sova, now here is a man of principle! But you have broken rules before, yes? Ah, of course you have.”

Theory: Chamber and Neon’s “Misunderstanding”

Another theory: Chamber and Neon’s misunderstanding is pretty personal *wink wink*

Sorry this feels so shallow but my guess is she thought he was going for the more-than-friends route, but it was all part of his schemes.

Neon has some major electrical powers plus involvement with Kingdom/radiants because of the parents’ work (looking at her dossier), so she likely was of some value to Chamber’s plans

I’d be hella broken too as a 19 (18?)-year-old if some charming guy was pouring attention and talking to me the way he does only to find out I’m being used for some selfish business-y goal. That is–if it is true that Neon was 19 when she got into the VP.

Chamber describing her to Reyna as an “impressionable young mind”. This himbo knew what he was doing.

From a fellow Asian girl, yeeeee the parents often want us to be pretty sheltered lmao I wouldn’t know better than to stay away from this dude

Also saw this Tumblr post somewhere saying Neon’s family would probably tease her whenever Chamber drops by AND I BELIEVE IT’S CANON

“OI TALA YUNG BOYFRIEND MO ANDITO” and all that stuff. I’d be annoyed into believing maybe there is a shot if she were me HAHAHA

Chamber’s voicemail to Brim: “Appeal to her sense of service, she gets that from her family.”

EXCUSE ME MONSIEUR—how do you know she gets it from her family?? That’s pretty personal. And the way he says it in the voicemail, idk if I’m digging into it too much but omg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhMd7i2Zu8k)

Not Chamber being scared to fetch her in Manila lolololol

No Chamber-Neon voice interactions (except for that line where she tells him to leave her out of his schemes)? Not even during the whole strike team with Fade thing? Damn, y’all rly ain’t on speaking terms?

Cuz yeah I don’t think she wants any of Chamber’s BS after all that

Neon when killing an enemy Chamber: “Bye Monsieur!” —You can’t tell me that doesn’t have “boy, bye” energy

[PHOTO NOT MINE] Not me fangirling either aaaa who made this??? But lol if I were Chamber and I saw a girl with mad powers looking like Neon in the photo like sheeshhhhh, I’d be smooth talking too (Who’s the artist? Pls tell me if you know so I can credit)

Tweets that reminded me of valorant

spider

I've been playing valorant lately

long haired yoru is just him going through his high school emo phase

I just wanted to have fun myself but you have to see this lol

The Riftwalker ✷

Art: Hyoon🌙✨ on twitter

Not cool, Raze >:c

sighs and thinks about jett’s blue eyeliner 

What if all the agents started trying to pronounce chambers name the way he says it with a french accent to annoy him,, so for almost an entire week everyone just goes "chambeur"

Meanwhile he's trying very hard not to snap

Knife fight at Mid, yea? 

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