I've Been Playing Valorant Lately

WARNING ! !

FREELOADER ALERT !

cypher: i accidentally indulged in too much 'me time'

cypher: turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.

random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness

killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent

breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)

fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game

yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)

raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol

viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it

reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers

viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now

jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)

chamber knows how to make amazing pastries

astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored

phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them

raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords

neon still doesn't like fade's prowler

brimstone is a bbq master

sova has joint pain like every archer in existence

sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE

she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao

sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ

kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy

how my yoru ults

go home

okay i know im late but?? fruits are fighting?? again??

Spotted this pair in the wild and had a good laugh

[id: KJ named FartSmella and Sova named POOPASS]

one more neonpost for tonight then im done I SWEAR i PROMMY

look at how shes eyeing the squishsquish rack

everyone's been suckered into a chess match with cypher at one point. none of them win on the first go, and few stick around long enough to net any wins.

between knitting projects, omen is usually game for a round or two; viper sometimes drops by to challenge him when lab reports and performance reports start to swim in her vision. and now fade, who will swipe pieces off the board if he looks away- it adds a new dimension to the game, at least?