Everyone's Been Suckered Into A Chess Match With Cypher At One Point. None Of Them Win On The First Go,

cypher: i accidentally indulged in too much 'me time'

cypher: turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.

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Viper is Batman

Batman is, in his own words, a rich kid with lots, lots of problems. He's often lonely because of the walls that he made by the security of the ones that he loves. And, believe me, Batman is a person who loves too much. He feels pain because of it. He got traumatized and fights everyday for people don't suffer like him. And, when he can't fight the others' battles, he truly helps these people in their battles.

This is my romantic view of Batman. Now, being realistic, this man is a dick.

Like, Bruce, you're rich, pay for some therapy. Spanking criminals saying that it's for justice isn't a way to solve your problems and the problems of the world. I bet that the biggest issue in Gotham is Bruce Wayne's richness. And, you won't justify yourself by training kids to be vigilantes/assassins. I mean, I know that Bruce never wanted the Robins ended like him but shiiiit boy. Look what you did with Jason.

Now that I showed my ignorant opinion about Batman, let's talk about Viper.

Her "therapy" is inflict pain in others. Like, playing with Viper is even scary since she's with that terrify voice saying something like "I want to see you craw". Her ability is make people suffocate till death or make them dissolve. Ma'am, calm down.

Anyway, my point is, Viper is a dick too.

She's as traumatized and lonely as Batman. And, even if she's a damn sadic bitch, she cares about the younger agents. I don't think that the dialogue between her and Brim is just a tired Viper.

(Viper: "Brimstone, we really need to put an age floor on Valorant. I can't take this... youth"

Brim: "They're the future, Sabine! You know you care about them.")

Yes, she cares. Damn, how she cares. They are young and dumb. They should be just young and dumb, not soldiers. I think Viper can be really overprotective with the younger agents, even if she doesn't know how to demonstrate this. She doesn't want to anyone else feel what she feels everyday.

She's a cinnamon roll. She even bet with Brimstone that her kids won't die in battle.

Yet, Viper's still a dick. Big one. Never forget this.

All this to say, love to Viper and Batman please. They need true therapy and a hug.

South Asian valorant agent when?

It's been almost two years. rito all these new agents are also cool but please idk if I can wait much longer

i just wanted to draw them in suits but the holsters make it look rlly detective-y..

fellas is it g

neon: no more being the bigger person i will be biting people who disagrees with me from now on

anyway my New Classmate© and Friend™ says that when we hit 25 we'll receive a random permanent debuff, for example, always feeling tired

but i already always feel tired, i said

unfortunately he also claims that i will simply get another debuff. like permanent back pain or something

the cute outfit

sighs and thinks about jett’s blue eyeliner