Sova: дорогая, What Do You Want For Christmas?

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Valorant agents’ methods of interrogation

Brim: Straight-laced “Don’t make this any worse for yourself” kind of talk. He’s willing to go decently far with “advanced interrogation methods”.

Viper: Asks if they feel like talking, if no, she tests experimental substances on them until they talk.

Omen: Once a single word comes out of this man’s mouth, pants are shit and secrets are spilled.

Fade: She doesn’t even need to be in the room to get them to talk.

Sage & Reyna: Good cop/bad cop. 

Breach & Raze: Bad cop/unhinged cop.

Cypher: I mean, he was put in charge of interrogating Fade, so he must be the best at it.

Sova: Doesn’t know how to interrogate smoothly, so he just grabs their head and yells “Talk!”.

Phoenix & Jett: Inexperienced at interrogation, they watch cop shows and try to pull off a good cop/bad cop, but they both get confused, since they thought the other was the good cop. They definitely aren’t torturing anyone.

Yoru: Inexperienced at interrogation, but pretty good at it anyways.

Skye: Non. Stop. Blinding. 

Astra: I don’t think she likes interrogation at all, but if she had to, she’d probably slap them around with her metal arm.

Kayo: Does not care how much pain they are feeling as long as they can talk. Agressive, no nonsense interrogator

Chamber: Prefers not to interrogate, but if he does, his victims are in for a pleasant time just drinking and vibing until they find a knife to their throat.

Neon: Not allowed to interrogate. Too innocent.Although she probably does power some sort of electric chair.

Killjoy: Doesn’t interrogate.

crunchy preview on agents so far \o/

random valo hcs

neon has an extremely loud laugh. the duelists will be chilling in the living room in silence when neon will burst out scream-laughing because of a meme on her phone and scare everyone

much like how sova doesnt like cypher because of how secretive he is, he does not like chamber one bit like at all :/

jett and astra are the type of ppl to hit/swat people while they’re laughing. one time phoenix made jett laugh so hard she punched his arm and accidentally gave him a bruise

jett and phoenix are the closest to each other out of all the agents. platonic or not they love each other a lot and they can talk for hours about nothing and if one of them had a bad mission or a bad day, they spend the night cuddling. a lot of the times they dont talk about it. they just hug it out.

when raze is sad she gets really quiet, which makes everyone notice and everyone will do their best to cheer her up because it’s super upsetting to see raze upset :(((

when neon was first recruited and sent out on her first mission, (which was a success) she burst out crying due to the stress on the plane ride home :( sage was there to comfort her tho

reyna has soft spot for omen. she pities how he struggles to keep himself together (literally) so she’s not as harsh to him as she is to the other agents

astra is a very affectionate person. she gives forehead kisses a lot :] no one, not even viper or reyna object because astra’s genuinely so sweet and it’s nice to get a kiss from her. one time sova and astra were on a successful mission together and astra was like YAAAAY and just hugged him and kissed his cheek. sova was like oh ok ig this is happening now lmao

whenever someone’s having a really rough day omen will knit them something. maybe it’s a sweater or a scarf but he will notice and shove it in your arms and scuttle away. it’s his way of showing he cares:’)))) he worked on a small teddy bear for raze for weeks.

yoru has horrendous bed hair lmao one time he fell asleep on the couch and everyone took pictures for blackmail

one time phoenix tried to give kayo a high five. phoenix then broke his hand.

jett and brimstone are absolutely horrendous at video games. killjoy makes fun of them for this :’) jett rages while brim’s just extremely confused the entire time

the no fraternization rule is never followed. like ever. brim tried to lecture them ONCE about it but it was super awkward and he never tried to bother again.

VERY random valorant hcs / imagines that i've thought of

sage smiles at everyone she sees / passes by in the HQ. it's like her face's instinct to smile whenever she sees someone

jett definitely sticks her tongue out whenever she's writing / drawing on paper

chamber randomly winks at people from across the room that he's in just to see their reaction (did it once to viper, did not end well on his end)

astra definitely gave people false future predictions

reyna gets away with eating other people's food from the fridge. big part of why she does get away is cus the others are too scared to ask her if she did

raze once said that jett and phoenix could be a human flamethrower together. they've yet to try out their friend's little suggestion

there are some days (thankfully very rarely) wherein viper purposely stares into other agents' eyes just to fuck with them, raze was on the verge of tears when she was on the receiving end of viper's stunt

skye knows how to use rollerblades. do whatever you want with that (hc) information.

(2020 MAR)

neon: if i shot chamber by "accident", where should I put his body?

viper: you can throw his body in all the acids that failed in my experiments.

reyna: let me collect his soul first.

jett: before we throw his body, give me his credit card info then we put him inside phoenix's laundry machine.

omen: *shakes head*

sage: dear, you have four choices now choose wisely.

chamber, chuckling nervously in the background: i'm in danger

neon C:

Valorant Headcanons but They're in an Airport

Hehe airpane

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Brimstone, Sage, Sova, Breach, Viper, Killjoy, Cypher, Omen: -All pressed for time - Getting to the airport 3 hours before the actual flight - In charge of everyone's bags + Passports - Gets everyone through security - Omen stays with Viper most of the time

Jett, Neon, Raze, Pheonix, Yoru: - The [adult] children - Slept through their alarms - Not even allowed NEAR the passports - They lit forgot something I swear - Jett and Yoru brought their knives and fought with security to get them back Astra, Skye, Fade, Reyna: - Basically on their own - Trusted enough to do it themselves - They end up in charge of the [Adult] Children

Kay/O - Dismantled and Shipped over

Chamber: - Private Jett

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I think that's everyone :>

omen could tear someone apart with those arms and that's very valid of him actually

omens arms appreciation post

sometimes its easy to forget that he sso,,,,,,,,buf f,,,,,,,,,