I redrew the panel where Brim reads Yoru’s poetry about Skye to the protocol. It was a bit messy in the original, so here we are.
To summarize;
Breach, Fade and Kayo: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.
Killjoy and Astra: :0
Jett, Phoenix, Chamber, and Raze: Haha get rekt scrub nice poetry
Viper and Brimstone: Those are some… interesting words.
Sage and Omen: *look of utter disappointment*
Sova: What rhymes with flashbang and you do in bed?
Reyna: Do not corrupt the child
Neon: ;3
Cypher: Finally, something interesting
Skye:
Oh, and the poem went
“You talk to animals with such a gentle croon. When I hear it, I swoon.
You light up my world like a flashbang. I’ll teleport to your bed if you wanna-“
just finished playing doki doki literature club.
gonna need a sec guys. maybe a few years of therapy or something.
50 followers already! I was not expecting this to happen so soon, which is why this drawing is not the best. I was thinking of doing a celebratory Q&A, but then I realized that the entire ask thingy is just one eternal Q&A, so go ask your questions there. Thank you thank you thank you for 50 followers! It’s weird to think 50 people will actually pay attention to my headcanons and drawings. I promise more comics are in the works, so expect those soon! Again, thank you for following me, and I hope you all have a good day!
i think about them a lot what else can i say
VERY random viper headcanons because.. i love her
she watched pet cemetery a way too many times in collage and went thru a whole necromancy phase for a while so now she just knows an absurd amount about that topic and sage is confused by those things like?? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
probably has bpd and ptsd
likes to fuck with other agents with her death stare when she's bored
she has two snakes and everyone thinks they're dangerous and scary etc but they're just little dumb noodles
bets with brimstone and cypher, sometimes with sage
she cannot be trusted with kids, not because she doesn't know how to keep them safe but because she genuinely has no idea how to communicate w them
is a winter person and refuses to go to places without AC in summer unless it's really necessary
she can't work without caffeine and i mean it like think of those vampires who can't function if they don't drink blood for a long time and you'll see the vision
she has a very good alcohol tolerance.
BUT when she does get she often talks about some scientific stuff (no one understands what she's saying because she either talks too fast or it's just some high level science shit lol) or just stares off into the distance & continues to drink until someone takes the bottle away
actually likes physical affection but ONLY her closest friends know it
her real name is sabine which is of italian origin, and i know it could be random but i hc her as half italian so she probably learned some bits of the language at home and knows more that 3 languages
loves having late night conversations w sova or cypher because those men know some interesting things
she can be bribed with food. neon calls it gastrodiplomacy
she somehow got her clothes mixed up with sage's. they have no idea how but suddenly sage has green turtlenecks and viper has her jackets but neither of them tried to give those things back lmao
knows many ways to get rid of a dead body without anyone noticing, call it a mad scientist talent
she avoids social interactions unless it's really urgent and this is why we only see her in dangerous mission cinematics and not in normal official arts, events etc
this woman has tattoos and i'll die on this hill
she loves acrylic nails like reyna's but can't wear them because of her suit
probably watches a lot of psychological, horror, or thriller movies when she's bored & just for fun
the edges are not tucked in: kay/o, who is too cautious to press. but you're still warm, because within base he has access to a stash of good fluffy blankets
the blanket has been knitted by hand: omen, who will sometimes also leave you a stuffed toy. you can keep it if you want.
you are covered up to your nose and there's a picture of you sleeping taped to your forehead: cypher, who definitely is keeping copies of your most embarrassing sleep poses in his blackmail collection
you wake up in your room, not where you fell asleep: brimstone or sage, both of whom leave little handwritten sticky notes on your door reminding you to head to bed early if you're tired
the 'blanket' is a cloak. with fur. it is blue: sova, who has spare cloaks and is confident that they are comfy
you are chamber and wake up with a clean sheet from the morgue over you: viper, who is making fun of you again.
is this the content you want, breach stans? are you so starved that you'll take this crappy sketch of a stupid idea??? princess breach
can’t unhear this voice line
he/him || south asian || mostly reblogging valorant content and other fun stuff I find
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