🐸 By Ungfio

Imagine a brain chiropractor where they just *crunch* all better

Is there a don’t look under the bed fanclub?! Because I need people to talk to about this creepy ass Disney movie with who understand the obsession with it.

me @ me

The gang’s all here folks!

Edit: proshits do not fucking touch this post is not for you

tired of being a person. would much rather be an unidentifiable and nebulous entity that lives in the woods and may or may not be an omen of misfortune to come

Old coworkers: how are you?? Howve things been??

Me: ohmagosh I've been great!

Also me: *goes home and listens to "Somethings Always Wrong" literally six times in a row*

when I finally get my farm I think the house will be an art project more than anything and if I'm with my gf at that point we'll just live in a bus out back

genie: and for your third wish?

me [sitting next to my two weed smoking girlfriends]: take a wild fucking guess