The Gang’s All Here Folks!

Old coworkers: how are you?? Howve things been??

Me: ohmagosh I've been great!

Also me: *goes home and listens to "Somethings Always Wrong" literally six times in a row*

🐸 by Ungfio

https://instagram.com/ungfio?igshid=7k7i6eflqivh

Genuinely can't tell if this is a call-out or an observation about yourself bc same

Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

What a beautiful dream to be a ivy covered statue in a garden or the forest.

Being a beauty forever wrapped in stone and green untouched by time.

Oh what a beautiful dream.

💚

i am a vintage furby and god is a customizer with hot glue gun sticks and a fridge

genie: and for your third wish?

me [sitting next to my two weed smoking girlfriends]: take a wild fucking guess

Help the evil scientist who strapped me to the dissection table is definitely fruity and frustratingly attractive

sharing these very happy mushrooms i saw on Facebook.

artist is @fairydropart ❤️🌸

Leaf sheep are Fae and you cannot tell me otherwise