Personally I Think Getting Hit By A Truck Would Solve All Of My Problems

What a beautiful dream to be a ivy covered statue in a garden or the forest.

Being a beauty forever wrapped in stone and green untouched by time.

Oh what a beautiful dream.

💚

Took me so long to realise that the aesthetic of my partner could be literally whatever the fuck they want it does not effect me

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my favorite variant of “really makes you think” is “really donks your kong” and i’m not sure where i got it from but i’m a fan

🌈🐛 Worm time worm time worm time 🐛🌈

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

The gang’s all here folks!

Edit: proshits do not fucking touch this post is not for you

this is not what I signed up for

sometimes I get a little sad by the fact that I'm fucking insane

Fourth of July more like.. bore ragnarok? Idk man, fuck this country 🖕