Barok But He Wears Thigh High Crocs

good mornings from the nxx group chat

w359 fans be like (WHOOSH) (KSSHHHHHHHH) (TYPETYPETYPETYPE) (among us venting sfx) (COCKS GUN) (siiip) (ALARM SFX) (beeeee boooo)

Mato :)

The world is not ready for the power of orange cat.

sketched the funny mushroom image

More of my favourite Honkai: StarRail screenshots

Unpopular opinion but-

A McDonalds sprite could kill this man. ^

I love his weird manipulative ass but he's like a expensive cat if you fed him non name brand kibble it'll destroy his entire immune system and he'll be in the corner practically kneeling over from the worst tummy ache of his life.

I feel like Capitano is like one of those big guard dogs that look really scary but will excitedly jump on you and wag their tale whenever you come home from work (and gets along shockingly well with the other pets).

Pulcinella is literally called the rooster so that is what he is, no I do not take constructive criticism

I like imagining Sandrone as a hamster, but instead of being in the hamster ball she just rolls around on top of it (the hamster ball is that ruin machine dude that carries her around. the hamster ball has a grumpy expression drawn on with sharpie)

Does the Tsaritsa just adopt people with stray animal energy?

-Childe has golden retriever energy.

-Scara has sassy cat energy,

-Dottore has the energy of a cat that rips up your curtains to test if he can get away with it.

-Signora has the energy of a poodle who thinks that she’s the best in show.

-Columbina has the energy of one of those cats that sleeps all day but will claw your eyes out if you wake her up.

-Pantalone has the energy of a cat that pushes stuff of the counter because he KNOWS that you won’t do anything about it other than clean up his mess.

(I don’t know enough about the others to do theirs so add on if you want!)

HOW COULD DARE YOU

If I was directing a wolf 359 tv show I would frame all the shots of Jacobi and maxwell so that their bodies were overlapping in some way and then after maxwell dies jacobi’s silhouette never touches anyone else’s