Myfredbearsfamilydiner-blog - You Can't Handle My Level Of Autism

Don't even claim to be a wizard if you're just letting the machine cast spells for you. Y'all ain't even tasted real magic, you will never be part of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

"They just replaced Brian Thompson, the shooter didn't change anything..."

Blue Cross IMMEDIATELY reversed their anesthesia plan. So like yeah? He actually did.

Spirk shippers are cowards

call it kock

If there’s a heaven, undoubtedly he has found his way there. R.I.P.

“I feel bad for his kids.” I don’t. They’re gonna get the best therapy money can buy. They’re gonna have nannies to take care of them. And once they become adults they’ll get enough money to set them up for life.

My mom died when I was a kid and my dad had to take care of us by himself on artist wages. If you’re struggling to make rent with your commissions, imagine trying to support two kids on top of that while trying to deal with the deaths of your wife and your father within a month of each other.

So yeah. I don’t feel bad for any of his family. They’ll do fine without him. They’ve got the money for it.

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...